House Trade Routes Secured Thanks to U4GM Solari (IC Report)

[jornw]

To the Council of the Spice Syndicates,

This is a formal update from House Valinor, stationed near the Crescent Dunes. We’ve successfully fortified our trade caravan routes following a timely Solari acquisition facilitated through our off-world partners — namely U4GM.

The transaction was discreet, efficient, and, most importantly, secure. Our House treasury received the funds within 12 standard minutes of placing the order.

What we’ve done with that influx:

Constructed perimeter defenses.

Paid off neutral mercenaries.

Expanded our influence near key spice veins.

Let it be known — we do not engage in such dealings lightly. But in this case, outsourcing financial assistance was a strategic necessity. Our rivals now falter as our banner flies strong in the desert winds.

We recommend U4GM to any Great House needing tactical advantage through currency. Their pricing is fair, their service swift, and they ask no compromising questions.

End report.

(Out of character: Yes, I actually used U4GM and it was awesome. No bans, no scams. Just wanted to have fun with the post.)